
The Race I Shouldn't Have Won
A retelling of the myth of Macha. She was a goddess pretending to be ordinary. Her husband bet her body at the king's fair. She won the race. She cursed every man who watched.



Witch. Author. Forest dweller.
Messy magic for cynical souls. Essays, spells, and stories from a forest at the edge of nowhere


One badly worded spell. One grumpy Scottish handyman who can't leave. She just wanted her sink fixed—not her libido.
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Her best friend hexed her dating app. Now she's getting matches from 1986. Including her prom date. He still has the corsage.
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She controls everything. The vineyard. Her heart. Her color-coded spreadsheets. She did NOT ask for a chaos agent with an accent.
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She fixed everything—except her own life. Now her hot flashes are fixing things on their own. Badly.
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The nicest woman in Fairhaven never said no. Now her hot flashes are saying everything she didn't. Loudly.
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A retelling of the myth of Macha. She was a goddess pretending to be ordinary. Her husband bet her body at the king's fair. She won the race. She cursed every man who watched.
